Just a typical Sunday night with The Husband.....

Let me set the scene for you: We're sitting downstairs watching something on TV. I don't recall what was on, but it was a commercial break, so I wasn't really paying attention. Then an eHarmony commercial comes on........

The Husband: "Maybe I should try out that eHarmony thing."

Me: Gives him the WTF look from Hell.

The Husband: "What?!"

Me: "You do know you're already married, right? As in hitched, matched, not single, wedding ring and shit."

The Husband: "Yeah, I know. But I'd like to see who they match me up with."

Me: Continues to give the WTF look from Hell. Only now with fire shooting out of my eyeballs.

The Husband: "It'd just be interesting, ya know, to see who'd get picked for me.
The Husband: *sigh*
The Husband:  "They'd probably pick Carrie Underwood."

Me: *rolls eyes overly dramatic like*

Never a dull moment with this guy folks. Never a dull moment at all.

**UPDATE**

The husband sent me a text yesterday regarding this amazing conversation. I'd like to share.

The Husband: 'I liked your blog today, you should put a picture with it, some people might not know who she is. If they could see a picture they might remember.'

As if anyone doesn't know who Skinny Leg's McUnderwood is.

Me: 'I think you just want a picture to look at.'

The Husband: 'No, I have a picture of you to look at, I was just trying to help your readers. It might help the story if you photoshopped me in also.

Me: 'Oh.My.God.'

Well, here you go Honey.

You're welcome.

I'm the best wife ever.
And I expect flowers for this shit.