Let me set the scene for you: We're sitting downstairs watching something on TV. I don't recall what was on, but it was a commercial break, so I wasn't really paying attention. Then an eHarmony commercial comes on........
The Husband: "Maybe I should try out that eHarmony thing."
Me: Gives him the WTF look from Hell.
The Husband: "What?!"
Me: "You do know you're already married, right? As in hitched, matched, not single, wedding ring and shit."
The Husband: "Yeah, I know. But I'd like to see who they match me up with."
Me: Continues to give the WTF look from Hell. Only now with fire shooting out of my eyeballs.
The Husband: "It'd just be interesting, ya know, to see who'd get picked for me.
The Husband: *sigh*
The Husband: "They'd probably pick Carrie Underwood."
Me: *rolls eyes overly dramatic like*
Never a dull moment with this guy folks. Never a dull moment at all.
The husband sent me a text yesterday regarding this amazing conversation. I'd like to share.
The Husband: 'I liked your blog today, you should put a picture with it, some people might not know who she is. If they could see a picture they might remember.'
As if anyone doesn't know who Skinny Leg's McUnderwood is.
Me: 'I think you just want a picture to look at.'
The Husband: 'No, I have a picture of you to look at, I was just trying to help your readers. It might help the story if you photoshopped me in also.
Well, here you go Honey.
I'm the best wife ever.
And I expect flowers for this shit.