It was cool.
Now I look like some zombified flat haired weirdo:
|Check my red eyeballs people. |
Or I look like I've been taking a few too many puffs of the magic fern.
But! I can see!!!!!
Lasik surgery was definitely worth it. Even with the dead zombie/pot head eyes.
I went from not being able to see the big 'E' to having 20-25 vision. Amazeballs. Simply amazeballs.
I won't go into a whole lot of deets, because when I did at work today, a few people actually turned green. Seriously. But I will tell you that they, that would be the nurses and nice ladies working at the Eye Center, gave me a pretty little pill called valium. Very nice. Then I laid down on a little reclined chair and two machines went to work fixing my decrepit little sight. I was in the surgery a whole 12 minutes. If that.
Afterwords, they checked my peepers and I could see! My eyes felt like some 2 year old stomped sand in them for 3 days, and I now know what it looks like when you 'walk into the light'. Not because I was dying, just because everything was hella mother F-ing BRIGHT!
Then I went home. Made Ryan stop for ice cream....because I deserved it....I had laser beams shooting in my eyes for the Lord's sake....then I passed out. For 3 hours. With these very sexy clear patches over my eyes and sunglasses over them (it was bright remember).
Upon waking.....it was like a miracle. That cute little doc should be named a saint. Hand to bible.
Anyway, just wanted to let you all know that I no longer have to wear contacts or glasses or NUSSING! Neener neener neener. Woops, did I just type that?
If you ever get the chance to get Lasik, just do it. Spend the money. You will have a new love for life that rivals a fat kid's love for twinkies.