Raise your hand if you despise Mondays????
Yup. I knew it. All y'all raised your hands.
S'Ok, Sarah and I are going to invent a new world where the work week starts on Tuesday, ends on Wednesday, and the Thursday - Monday is the weekend. And beer has no calories. And ice cream is a major food group that must be consumed daily, without the added weight to your badunkadunk.
You should come!
Except for The Biebster.
He's annoying and can rot on the regular world with their regular work week. And fat ice cream.
Sooooo, my computer broke.
I think I mentioned that last week.
Well, I now know what exactly is wrong with it........
...........It's a big piece of shit.
Hey, HP, I have a little present for you:
A 4 year old computer and it's already taken a big dump.
I get to spend $2000 on a Mac!!!!
Well, the spending 2K on a computer is not the good news. But getting a Mac is!!
I'm tired of dropping $800 every 5 years to replace my computer. I should have just bought a Mac in the first place.
So I convinced the hubby we need to make a large purchase (other than a house, and baby shit). I bribed him with 'special hunting' time. Just kidding. Maybe. ;-)
And I think I'll be ordering it this week.
In other news.....
Sitting in the woods, on the hard dirt floor, waiting for Mr. Turkey to make an appearance in front of my shotgun, is not good on the already f*cked up tailbone. I feel like I'm walking around with a stick up my butt because it hurts so bad to move. And then people look at me like I had this wild orgy weekend, but in truth, it's all because of a stupid feathered bird. (Wait, that sounds bad.) Which, I might add, eluded me all weekend. No gobble gobble for me. The hubby got one. And 2 out of 3 buddies got one. But none for moi.
Hey, Turkey's, look at the above picture!
My tailbone is showing you another type of 'bird'.
Good news is my Mom's 'Turkey' (go to #6) is still standing upright and just waiting for a good kill shot.
Hope y'all's weekend was great!!
Let's have a fan-freaking-tastic week, mmmkay?!?!