OHHHH THE HORROR! Ohhhhh the PAIN! Noooooooooo!
My celebrity man crush is rumored to be dating someone.
And not just any 'someone', people.
Little Miss I'm-drop-dead-sexy-in-the-Dior Jadore-commercial Long Legs McGee. Hooker. oops, did I type that?...I really didn't mean too.
But don't worry, this won't stop me from posting sexy beach pictures of his fine abs every once in a while. (Sorry My Ryan....for all the above. You're still the best husband on the planet. Oh and happy birthday.)
On to some more devastating news: It is time for me to go. Well, just for a few days. I will be back! I promise!
I will miss you more than I miss a cold beer on a hot day.
I will miss you more than I miss donuts.
I will miss you more than rap misses Tupac.
I will miss you more than Whitney H misses crack.
Ok, you get the idea.
Have a funtastic weekend everyone and don't do anything I wouldn't do! hehehe