Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Hammer Time

I kinda feel like stanky (not to be confused with sKanky) dog farts today.

I don't know why.

I didn't exercise this morning and I've eaten like a 459lb junk food crazed PMSing gorilla on a rampage.

Only I'm not PMSing.

I'm just in a funk. A stanky dog fart funk.

I woke up in the middle of the night with a headache. That shit just pisses me right the F*** off.
And when my air horn of bitch alarm went off, I pretty much crawled from bed in a poopy mood from Satan's humble abode, ready to cut any person that so much as breathes in my direction.

Just call me Crankypants McGee.

Now I shall go back to 'pretending' to work, for the next 3.25 hours, until I can go home and work some more.
Longest. Day. Ever.

That is all.
I need no pity. Just venting.

Oh, and the title has no rhyme or reason to this post. Other than the fact that if I had a hammer, I'd probably injure innocent bystanders. So it's a good thing I don't have one.


  1. Sometimes those days happen.

    Last night I woke up at 3 am to a couple having a very loud break up in the apartment parking lot, right next to my window. They were yelling at one another. Seriously? Go to sleep. Or go somewhere not next to my head.

    So I feel you, I have been a cranky pants as well today. It just happens.

  2. Just hold up the hammer as people approach, give them stink eye and say, "You can't touch this!"

    If you are feeling especially awesome, you can do the sideways hammer dance/squat crab step thingy. /nod

    In all seriousness, very sorry about your head baby cakes. : (

  3. Good gravy, I can tell you all about funks. Hope yours is of the 24 hour variety. :) I'm getting up at 5:30 with me??

  4. Your morning motivation must have left your body and found mine. I actually got up and worked out a little before getting ready this morning. Some funks call for wine and chocolate. Let me know if you need a girls night.

  5. You need no about hugs?


  6. Hahaha - skanky, stanky. I read somewhere today that if you have a friend text you early in the morning you are more likely to get up and run so I thought we could do that for each other UNTIL I got smart and realized I love sleep and I could never get up in the mornings to work out like you do.

  7. When I am in a bad mood with a headache I usually take a hot shower, watch crap TV and paint my nails. (Okay I eat the crapola out of some Ben & Jerry's. Just trying to be healthy here.)

  8. You and me both. I have been a cranky pants too. Must be the full moon.

  9. Hugs :) did you get those tom yet ???

  10. Who on earth wakes up in the middle of the night with a headache?? That's just not right!

    And yeah-what's the status of the Toms??


  11. Oh I feel like that on a number of a days. I just get in a funk and have no idea why. Good thing I don't pack a pistol...or a hammer!!!

  12. If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning...I'd hammer in the evening; all over this land.

    I'd hammer out a danger!
    I'd Hammer out a warning
    I'd hammer love between my brothers and my sisters...all over this land.

    MERCY LAWD IN HEAVEN! Where the hell did that song come from? How could your post about being a stanky dog fart stick that worm of a song in my head? Blast you!...or hammer you....take your pick.

    I hate headaches. Just use a post it to stick on your shirt that says "DON'T EFFN TALK TO ME!'

    Might want to stick one on your back too to keep people from approaching from behind. I find that works well.



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