I don't know what my deal is lately. For 4 weeks I was doing so good on eating nothing but dust and air, and now all i've done for a week is shove greasy, creamy, chocolatey, high fat shitstuffs in my hole. Seriously. It's like my body has been taken over by a possessed satanist garbage disposal.
Wanna know what else is just mind blowing?
My personality has been bitchtastic. Yes. I have been moody, snarky, want-to-shank-someone-in-their-eye.....basically Susie Sunshine.
Correlation there????? Ummmmm, I think so my dear Watson.
Then this morning I was making my salad for lunch.....yes SALAD, the healthy has prevailed.....and I went to grab the feta cheese out of the fridge, gave the container a little shake to break up the clumps and BAM, feta cheese EVERYWHERE. The damn lid wasn't shut all the way. FML.
You'd think someone just told me beer isn't good for you or something, because full on Cranky Pants McGee was out. Out and flaming. As in shooting fire from my eye sockets.
IT'S FETA CHEESE LAURA!!! What the hell.
I cleaned up the chaos, which was aided by the Wonder Dog (of course, he thought he'd hit the jackpot), and went promptly to the mirror and we had ourselves a little chitty-chat. I pulled that inner bitch aside and had words, people.
This behavior is unacceptable. You need to wake up and smell the hops. Today is going to be a good day. A great day! No more bitch!
I know people get in bad moods every now and then, but this bad mood has been going on for a week now. Enough is enough.
Where is happy LauraBelle? Where did she go? Why is Bitchpants LauraBelle here?
So I've decided today is a new day.
A fresh start.
Everyone needs one of those now and again, right? Right!
No more snarky.
No more brownie cookie dough ice cream shake thingy's.
I have put on my funderwear and I'm going to have a great day!
How bout y'all? Going to rock the socks off this Tuesday?!
Yup, thought so.
Cause that's how we roll.
Pep-talk now complete.