OMG, I so need this.
- Soooooooo, Miley Cyrus is engaged. What the ever loving hell is all that about?! Damn, girl is 19! NINETEEN!!! You know what I was doing at 19? Possibly touring every frat house at KSU and maaaaaaybe consuming more beers than I care to admit. (Shhh, don't tell anyone.) Oh, and going to class every day. Of course.
To this guy:
Ughhhhhh, the tragedy of another biting the dust!!!!!!
- It's official. Work sucks purple alligator balls. Do alligators have balls? Anyway. It sucks. Last week was the happiest of my life; the general manager, whom I really think is the bees knees, came in and said, 'Laura, I'm going to move you out from your current boss and put you under my supervision. YIPEEEEE!!! Life is good, life is great! Praise Mr. GM!!!!!!! So excited! But now, my old boss is involved in my department more than he has been in the last year! WHHHYYYYYYY?!?!?! WTF is going on?!?!?!
Sometimes I just want to shank people. With a light-saber. In the ass.
- There is not enough Mt. Dew in the world this morning to make me feel like I truly can exist in the normal realm of this planet. Seriously. Why oh why do I feel the need to stay up reading until the weeeeeee hours of the morning?! On a work night?! WTF is wrong with me. GO TO BED! LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE! AT NORMAL TIMES!
But the book was good. That's a plus.
And the beer flowed. Obviously.
- It's only Wednesday. WTF. Can it be Friday please? Pretty please? With sugar on top?
Seriously, this week is dragging. Soooooo slllloooooowwwwwwwww. The weekend is never going to get here. Ever.
Ok, I have to toodle on. Work calls. Ugggghhhhh.
Why can't I be filthy rich? And just lay on a beach all day? With a mai tai. And read. And frolic in the water every so often. With my biggest concern being how my next mai tai is going to appear without me lifting a pretty little finger. Why?