Ode to my girls, my sistas from otha mistas, my puddin'pops, Ms. Draz & Ms. Sarah!!!
I need this today girls!
1. I just straight up put my hand out to another's face and said 'STOP' while they were talking.
I was talking to, lets call him Mr. T, and his supervisor, lets call him Alan Jackson, and this idiot walked up and put her two sense in. Exsqueeze me? Did you just join an A & B conversation??? Well, you can C yourself talking to my palm now. And it wasn't like a lull in the conversation and she could jump in or anything, Mr. T was trying to explain something, and Alan Jackson was backing him up, then Idiot walked up and tried to add her opinion, completely talking over Mr. T & Alan! But all she did was confuse the shit out of everyone until I couldn't stand it anymore (and the 10 minutes of us ignoring her wasn't sinking in to give her a hint), that I finally looked over, put my hand up, and took care of business.
WTF lady, if you weren't invited to the convo, mind your own business!
2. To the Moron that lives behind me in Park Shity: WhyTF do you have to rev your muscle car engine for 20 minutes, 5 times a day?!?! WHY?????? It is annoying. And rude. And I am soooo not going to miss that shit when we move. I have lived with that, every damn day, for the last 7 years and have had enough. If I was just a smidgen less classy I would take a poo on the hood of your precious POS with a note attached telling you to eat my shit. But I got class. Like a mo' fo'. So I will move in peace and never think about your jackassness again.
3. Sunday it was almost 90 degrees. 90!!!!! Like summertime. Warm and lovely.
And now this is going to happen:
Mother Nature: You need to sober up.
4. The flat-chested bitch scale gave me a mean number this morning. WTF whore?!?! Calm your shit down and produce a number that's 5 lbs less please. 175.....175!! Holy shitballs I really need to stop shoving crapfood in my pie hole. 10 lbs gained this month. Oh well. Baby needed the 18 bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch a day....right???
5. WhyTF is this week not over yet????