I need to be truthful with myself and with you.
Really, I need to straight pull my head out of my ass and stop acting like I'm 21 years old without a healthy care in the world.
Wanna know what I had for dinner last week? Well, I don't care if you don't care, you're going to find out anyway.
Monday-Nachos with mozz cheese, jalapenos and onions loaded on a mound of tortilla chips with homemade salsa and fat free sour cream.
Tuesday-Nachos with mozz cheese, jalapenos and onions loaded on a mound of tortilla chips with homemade salsa and fat free sour cream. Plus 2 beers.
Wednesday-Supreme Totinos pizza (yes, the whole thing). And 6 beers.
Thursday-Nachos with mozz cheese, jalapenos and onions loaded on a mound of tortilla chips with homemade salsa and fat free sour cream. Also, 2 cups of mint cookie crunch ice cream (but it was the low fat version) that I ate straight out of the container.
Friday-6 tall boy Bud Lights (16oz) and some Lays Potato Chips. (That's stellar, Laura, just stellar.)
Saturday and Sunday-Too bad to even type, but there may have been multiple beers involved and cheesy enchiladas.
And the only exercising I did was 12 ounce curls (bringing beer can from table to mouth) and a 1 hour walk on Saturday night.
At least I wasn't totally sedentary.
Well. There you have it. I have officially won the 'you are a lazy unhealthy green monkey turd' trophy. I shall put it on my dresser.
And it's a total SHOCKER why I haven't lost any weight.
A freaking baby horsefly could figure out why I haven't lost an ounce.
So, where do I go from here.
Well, I go straight to the Belt of Death (aka Treadmill) and run my F*ing pooper off. Literally.
I also go to damn grocery store and by lettuce.
I then proceed to eat lettuce and air for pretty much the rest of my life. Joyous.
Ok, that's a little extreme. But y'all get the idea.
I know what to do.
-I need to break up with Mr. Tortilla
-I need to dust off the tennies and actually use them for more than closet decorations.
-And I probably need to give the booze a break.
What?! Did I just type that?!Did aliens take over my body? Have I gone mental? Has the world ended? Y'all still with me? Yes? Ok, good.
Today's a new day, right? Right.
I can do this, right? Right.
I want to be healthy, right? Definitely right.
So.....Go get 'em Tiger!!! Be the badass that we (or at least I) know you can be!!!
OK, lets do this.
Good pep talk everyone. Thanks for listening.