Ryan bought some new pearl-snap work shirts recently. They're kinda button up short sleeve cowboy shirts. Anyway, this is a conversation we had about one of them:
ME: Is that one of your new shirts? I like it.
RYAN: Yeah, Did ya see that it has this gold shiny thread in in??! That's why I bought it.
ME: Ahhhh, Honey, you sparkle now!
RYAN: Dear, I sparkle every day. (said in a 'serious' tone)
ME: (rolling on the floor because I'm laughing so hard.)