Mai Tai's, Ryan's, and Nachos. All a girl needs.

I'm channeling a beach on a secluded island with palm trees, mai tai's, and lounge chairs right now.  Complete with being spoon-fed mint chocolate chip ice cream by Ryan Reynolds. Shirtless, of course.

For your viewing pleasure.

After I'm full of that blissfulness, I will retreat to my tiki hut (that sits over the water) and my Ryan and I will do fun things for many hours. Afterward we will take long walks on the beach at sunset.  Where we will find a kazillion dollars and will never have to leave the beach again.

Of course you can Wyatt. You can become my little beach bunny puppy.

I will certainly be famished after all the above. So I will eat this:

Extra Jalapenos please.

 And I will not gain an ounce because these nachos are special....The have no fat or calories or sodium or anything. They are like eating air. Only crunchy. And spicy.

Oh, and did I mention that I would do this every day for at least 6 weeks?  Variations on the food of course.

Oh why oh why can't my fantasies come true, just a little bit?

The End....of my fantasies...for today.