Monday, June 27, 2011

Mai Tai's, Ryan's, and Nachos. All a girl needs.

I'm channeling a beach on a secluded island with palm trees, mai tai's, and lounge chairs right now.  Complete with being spoon-fed mint chocolate chip ice cream by Ryan Reynolds. Shirtless, of course.
For your viewing pleasure.
After I'm full of that blissfulness, I will retreat to my tiki hut (that sits over the water) and my Ryan and I will do fun things for many hours. Afterward we will take long walks on the beach at sunset.  Where we will find a kazillion dollars and will never have to leave the beach again.
Of course you can Wyatt. You can become my little beach bunny puppy.
I will certainly be famished after all the above. So I will eat this:
Extra Jalapenos please.
 And I will not gain an ounce because these nachos are special....The have no fat or calories or sodium or anything. They are like eating air. Only crunchy. And spicy.

Oh, and did I mention that I would do this every day for at least 6 weeks?  Variations on the food of course.

Oh why oh why can't my fantasies come true, just a little bit?

The End....of my fantasies...for today.

12 comments:

  1. Mmmmm, more on the Ryan Reynolds than the nachos even! : )

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  2. That is definitely part of my idea of heaven -- eating favourite foods without the consequences. If only...

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  3. I closed my eyes for a minute and got lost in this........to die for.

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  4. Thanks for making me smile :) This was a good one.

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  5. Mmmm nachos with extra jalapeño! :)

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  6. Ryan Reynolds and nachos? I'm stowing away on your fantasy!

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  7. Ryan Reynolds, yes please. :)

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  8. All I can say is YUMMMMMM all the way from the beginning to the end of this post!! Ryan is my #1 hottie!!!

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  9. I saw words on your blog. However, I'm not sure what they were...because I couldn't stop drooling over Ryan.

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  10. Now this is my kind of fantasy!!!

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  11. um, I wanna come. But Kenny Chesney and I will get our own hut. You won't even know we're there, promise!

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  12. I would like to lick those nachos off of his man abs.

    the end.

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