Wednesday, July 11, 2012

WTF Wednesday.

Thanks to our lovely Draz for getting a trend going on WhyTF, WhatTF, and WhoTF Wednesdays!! It kinda clears my mind of all the shittastic things that have been going on all week.

Ok, so you know how last week I was supposed to go see this:

Ya. Well. Didn't exactly happen.  
*cries agonizing unladylike sobs into her beer Mt. Dew*

Ok, quit looking at the above picture and focus on my personal drama that has lasted a full week!!!

So, my little buddy Rebecca and I had big, BIG, plans to go out and eat sushi last week, have some drinky-drinks, and then stroll on over to see some nekkid men on the big screen. In a theater that serves beer, mind you. Heaven!!!!

Well, genius that I am, I just googled the movie times. I did NOT actually go to the specific theater's website to look up the times.

You see where this is going, don't you?
I'm a moron. Let's just get that out there in the open.

There we were in line, with some nifty coupons that I printed off the internet, slightly buzzed on booze and adrenaline, and the little-pimple-faced-high-school-movie-nerd-ticket boy says, "We have no movies at 6:30, only 7:30."



And here's my response, "NOT AT 6:30?! Can't you just move the time up?!"
Um, yes, yes they can. And they better. Otherwise this chica is going to get all blood-red Carry up in here.

But no. Pimple-movie-nerd boy couldn't magically move the time up, just for me. Jerk.

And I couldn't wait another hour. I had shit to do people. Like prepare my drunkfest self for July 4th.
So we postponed.


Woop woop.

But it's been a loooooong week.

Is it normal that my mood is completely centered around a movie about half nekkid male strippers? Last for the last 5 days I've been uber pissy. But today.....SUNSHINE AND UNICORNS happy!

Pfffsssstttttt........ Hell yes that's normal.

And I've learned my lesson and checked the MOVIE THEATER WEBSITE about 276 times for the correct time.

Bonus about all this jazz is that now my friendy Jordan can come too. She's in the same predicament as Rebecca and I, that she really wanted to see the movie, but there's no way in Satan's outhouse that we'd get our husbands/boyfriends to come.

Ohh Ohh! 3rd bonus: We get to eat sushi again!!!!

Today is a good day. A very good day.

Ok, I'll be nice to y'all and post this sinful piece below. You're welcome.

Oh, and congratulations if you read this entire thing, and didn't just stop at the first picture.
I dolphin clap you.

Now try and focus on work.
Just try.


  1. I told Will last night that I was going to this today with you. He just laughed and rolled his eyes. Last week he said that if guys wanted to go see a stripper movie we would be calling them pervs, but it is okay for women to go. Double standard? Yes, but we get the short end of the stick on a lot of other things, so bring on the nekkid men!

  2. I think I need to call the fire department if that is what will show up at my door (but it won't be what shows up because I live in podunk TX). Seriously. He is just plain gorgeous.

  3. I went to this movie with some friends on Friday. I was never a big Channing Tatum fan, but I think I am now. That man has moves!!! Did you know he was a male stripper for about a year when he was like 18? I think that's a true story. Seriously, there isn't a whole lot of plot to the movie, but it's worth it to see the excellent "dancing" by Mr. Tatum.

  4. Have fun, Laura!!!! And while I know you'll try, if you run up to the screen and dry hump it while they're stripping, you won't ACTUALLY feel the man up against you. Disappointing, I know, but I thought I'd save you the trouble! :) xo


  5. Mmm, I like the gif better than the pic. LOL Have fun tonight. :)

  6. He is just plain delicious!! I am a true fan of Trueblood because of him.....LOL


  7. oh sweet geezus. that was niiicceeeee!!

  8. how have I not seen your blog before, you're hysterical!


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