For the love of baby Jesus, someone PLEASE get me an IV drip of tequila. Like now.
Beer just ain't gonna cut it people.
I can not express to you how utterly shittastic this day has been already and it's only 11am. IT'S TECHNICALLY STILL MORNING!!! I have at least 5 more hours of this bullshit.
I die. I die.
If one more assface walks in or calls or emails me about a problem they are having, and because they're about as sharp as a pool cue at figuring out these problems on their own, and asks me to solve it for them, it's going to get all cray-cray up in here.
Damn straight.
The only thing that is keeping me out of the straight jacket is the fact that I get to see gorgeous nekkid bodies on the big screen tonight.
And it's a movie theater where you can drink.
BRING ON THE CUEVO BITCHES!!!!!
Here you go:
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Hope this gets you through until the main event tonight - enjoy!!
Haha, enjoy the movie! I expect a full report. ;)
ReplyDeleteSaw it on Sunday...Wanna know what you think? I won't say a peep about it but will give my opinion after you see it. Beer is a good thing I be thinkin.
ReplyDeleteOh ya and I am now on the second 50 shades......sometimes it sucks to be single!@
I want to move to your town! We have no theaters where you can drink. I didn't even know I was missing that until this minute and now I feel like I need a theater with a damn bar.
ReplyDeleteWhen you find someone to tap your tequila IV please send them my way. I need a steady supply to make it through this day!!!
ReplyDeleteIn Phoenix, we have some dinner/movie places too. My fav is Studio Movie Grill. Comfy chairs and dinner/drinks brought right to my piehole. Mmmmm.
ReplyDeleteWow. Sounds like quite the hellacious day
ReplyDeleteHope the movie was delish
Hot Damn! Magic Mike AND a theater where you can drink? You really know how to do it right. Sounds like you deserved it too.
ReplyDeleteHope it was everything you wanted it to be and more :D
hope you had a great time!
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