Ten Things Thursday

Another round of randomcrap!

Get ready My Peeps!!!

1.  Got this email yesterday. It reminded me that I'm not the only one in my marriage that has a little crush obsessive stalker-like tendencies toward certain gorgeous celebrities.
Uhhhhemmmmmm, look at his cute little face:

BTW, Little Miss Poopy Pants Blake better back the heck up. He's mine. I'll cut a b*tch.

Anyway, my little hubby has his 'girlfriend', that he gets all cute-like and excited when she comes on the boob-tube. Ok, not really. He doesn't get all cute-like. He just calls her his 'girlfriend', in that macho guy kinda way.
Meet my competition:

Ughhhh, why does she have to be soooooo damn perfect. I would shank a skank for her legs. (Highlighting the K in Skank, so y'all know there's a difference there, between 'shank' and 'skank'. You're welcome.)

Well, guess what the email said that reminded me about all this celebrity girlfriend/boyfriend marriage randomness bullshit.........

Yup. My Ryan's girlfriend is comin' to town.

Which means I'll probably get to see her badass shank a skank legs in person. Which will make me want to go home, headbutt a porcupine and drown myself in a swimming pool of chocolate syrup.

But she sings good. So that part will be fun.

2.  Holy crap. Jordan found this on the Trest of Pin and it's freaking amazeballs!

So, I don't care if I just had the big 3-1 a month ago, I want y'all to start preparing for the big 3-2 and make me one of these. But with Bud Light. Mmmmkay?! Mkay.

3.  OH! By the way, I was very proud of y'all last weekend. Seriously. Made a chica so happy to know that her peeps celebrated a Mexican battle by drinking copious amounts of liquor, and kept me in mind while doing it. Brings a tear to the eye.

And yes, I did do a little celebrating myself. Yup. I drove 2.5 hours out into the middle of nowhere Kansas, to a town about the size of a postage stamp, and visited some friends and took their adorable newborn baby's pictures.

But I did eat at a authentic Mexican restaurant. We were the only people there. Weird.

4.  In honor of Mothers Day approaching (May 13th, which y'all probably knew already, cause you're already moms), I thought we'd have a little fun with Mother's Day Awkward Photos:

Special.

Nice.

Now, that last one?..........REALLY?!?! I mean, REALLY?!?! What the duck makes you think that would EVER look good. EVER! I hope they got a big wall portrait of that. Like football field sized. Placed right over their faux fireplace. Next to their 88 Dale Jr. candlesticks and table top lamp made out of plastic deer antlers. Because that's what I would do if I had that kind of quality photastic pictures taken.

And who the heck lets someone draw on their belly?! *shivers*

5. It's May. Ohhhh May. How I've missed you. Wanna know why? Because at the end of May is Memorial Day. And you wanna know what happens on Memorial Day??? Well, I'm gonna tell ya. We go to the LAKE!!!  
It's Lake Season!

Holy Boat Rudders I freaking love Lake Season.....aka Summer.

The only thing I don't like about summer is that we travel every other damn weekend. I mean, can't a girl get a break?!

First is my Grandma Betty's 85th birthday party this weekend, where we'll get to see all my cousin's that I haven't seen in like 12 years. Joy. And I'll get about 1,299 questions about why I'm not pregnant yet, or why I don't have kids yet. Can't wait.

Next, is my Dad's Annual Memorial dinner. Sadpants.

Then it's MEMORIAL DAY!!!!
And I get to do a lot of this:

 No, not take completely cheesy pictures of myself.
But go boating!
Hopefully on a new boat. (**HINT, HINT, Pam and Cliff [inlaws]!!!)

6. Holy Shitballs. Ice Ice Baby just came on my Pandora.
Praise Jesus.


Ice Ice Baby......
Vanilla Ice Ice Baby......
Vanilla Ice Ice Baby......
Vanilla Ice Ice Baby......
Vanilla Ice......
Let's get outta here.......
Word to your Motha.......
 Ice Ice Baby to goooooo......
 Ice Ice Baby to goooooo......
 Ice Ice Baby to goooooo......

Aren't you glad you read my blog for such interesting topics?
Yup, I know you are.

7.  I'm kinda getting the itch to run. Finally. I don't know, I've been thinking about it non-stop the last few days. I just..........miss it.
But I think a break was definitely what I needed.
Surprise!!!! My body decided that it liked the 'break' in all things healthy and I've lost 3 lbs.

WHAT the Wha?!?!

I hate my body.
Sometimes.
It's just so weird-o.
But I guess I'm so weird-o too, so it makes sense.

8. Guess who gets to go to Minnetonka, Minnesota on Monday and Tuesday?????? THIS GIRL! Yup, work is flying myself and two other work buddies to check out some new business ventures......kinda. We're trying to get into new business ventures, and need to know how to make the products, and this place in Minnetonka knows how to make the products. Still following me? Good.

Anyways, I'm kinda excited about it. I've never been to Minnesota (said in the northern 'Minnesota' accent. every. single. time.) We won't have a whole lot of time to explore, but I'm hoping that Monday evening I can go poke around the city.

My mom told me about Minnetonka Moccasins, and if you haven't heard about this little treasure, feast your eyes on these:

Me likey likey!!!!!
So, I'm gonna have to find those shoes........
They're probably really expensive.
I'd have to sell my left boob to afford one.
Le sigh.

9.  My friend Ducky posted this cute picture of her in this awesome Wonder Woman shirt and I just about fell over when I saw it. There's a bunch of people at work that think I look like Wonder Woman. Well, when I had longer hair. IDK. Obviously they've been smoking something.......funny. Anyway, I loved her shirt and she said she got it at THATSMYSHIRT.COM. Welllllllllllll.........Looky at all the bad ass shirts they have!!!

Cool, eh?
I gotta get me some.

10.  I know I've been slacking on reading and commenting your bloggies lately, I'm sorry. It's just been like a mental hospital with escaped inmates at work and home life has been consumed by finding the perfect SUV for me, which means trips to dealerships to deal with salesmen, which makes me wish I was at the mental hospital. There is not enough time in the day!!!! But I promise, promise, promise I'll get caught up.........someday!!

That's all for now!
Cheers!