This is going to be a long 6 months.

Well.

It happened.

Yup.

Last weekend I experienced another 'pregnancy symptom'.

And it's not a good one people.

The last 18 weeks I've been all.....'This will never happen to me! I can control myself!'

Nope.

Lies.

All lies.

I can't believe I'm putting this out there.
Oh, wait. Yes I can.
Because I have no shame.

And it happened not once......BUT TWICE!!

Yup.
Twice.

Are you ready for this????

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I sneezed and peed, people.
Sneezed and peed.

I die.

Stop laughing.

I read all those pregnancy books, and the chicks were like, 'Yup, it happens. You end up peeing your pants when your pregnant because your muscles are 'loose' or something down there.'

I have to admit it now (for the first time in my life. Seriously. Stop laughing.)........
I'm loose.
I've got loose girly parts.
And I peed my pants.
TWICE.

See, it went like this, I woke up Sat. morning and had a full bladder. Nothin' new. But I have also been sneezing up a storm lately. Don't know if I'm getting sick or my body has spontaneously decided to have allergies. Anyways. I get up, head to the potty, and AAAACHHHOOOOO.

Oh shit.
I mean....piss.

Yup. That happened.

But I chalked it up to having an already full bladder.
I mean, that happens. Right?!?!!??

So I went about my day of doing nothing.

Then it happened again.

Only this time my bladder wasn't full.
I didn't even know I had to pee!
I just sneezed.......and peed.
Again.

I'm going to have to start wearing granny panties.
And by 'granny panties', I mean Depends.

FML.