Monday, March 18, 2013

This is going to be a long 6 months.


It happened.


Last weekend I experienced another 'pregnancy symptom'.

And it's not a good one people.

The last 18 weeks I've been all.....'This will never happen to me! I can control myself!'



All lies.

I can't believe I'm putting this out there.
Oh, wait. Yes I can.
Because I have no shame.

And it happened not once......BUT TWICE!!


Are you ready for this????




I sneezed and peed, people.
Sneezed and peed.

I die.

Stop laughing.

I read all those pregnancy books, and the chicks were like, 'Yup, it happens. You end up peeing your pants when your pregnant because your muscles are 'loose' or something down there.'

I have to admit it now (for the first time in my life. Seriously. Stop laughing.)........
I'm loose.
I've got loose girly parts.
And I peed my pants.

See, it went like this, I woke up Sat. morning and had a full bladder. Nothin' new. But I have also been sneezing up a storm lately. Don't know if I'm getting sick or my body has spontaneously decided to have allergies. Anyways. I get up, head to the potty, and AAAACHHHOOOOO.

Oh shit.
I mean....piss.

Yup. That happened.

But I chalked it up to having an already full bladder.
I mean, that happens. Right?!?!!??

So I went about my day of doing nothing.

Then it happened again.

Only this time my bladder wasn't full.
I didn't even know I had to pee!
I just sneezed.......and peed.

I'm going to have to start wearing granny panties.
And by 'granny panties', I mean Depends.



  1. YEP, it happens.. sucks a lot! but it will keep happening!!

  2. Wait until AFTER you have the baby. That's when all the really good stuff happens. And to top it all off, no one ever tells you about the post-pregnancy stuff. We should have a long conversation about such things in a few months. . .

  3. Oh NO!! Hilarious, but sorry you're going to have to wear the peepee undies x

  4. This happened to me much later- like when my kids were grown and I was just fat. I had to have a mesh put in- it was awful.
    Wow- that sounded downer. The good news is that it will go away for you and you will get a baby as the best prize! Whoop! (ha when I typed that I thought about Brink on the TV show The Middle)

  5. Oh, boy. The pleasantries of pregnancies. Do kegels like a mad woman, and work that pelvic floor!

  6. You are right... I did laugh... a lot! So funny!

  7. least you have a valid reason for the pee!! :D) I've done it a couple times when I've had a really bad cold and coughed!!!

    good luck

    (and if you need me to clip some depends coupons let me know@!!) ha ha

  8. I got 2 words for you... panty liners

    Enjoy! LOL

    ps. I promise all the peeing, barfing and the pain of childbirth is sooooooooooo worth it!

  9. Oh Laura this was too funny. So sorry this is happening but it will pass. Although, I still have this issue and I am way past the baby stage. Age maybe. But yes kegl exercises are a must!

  10. I die! Depends, girl! Depends! lololololol


  11. My sister pooped herself once when she was pregnant, so consider yourself lucky!


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