Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Ben & Jerry's and Bathing Suits

I have re-found my love of bathing suits.  Don't get me wrong, I haven't re-found that skinny ass that once fit all nice and tight in the bathing suits. Quite the opposite. I've just re-found the places where I used to purchase the bathing suits....Old Navy and Newport News.  Thank you Jesus for these fine establishments of cheap swim wear.

Can I just say that I don't care if my watermelon-thunder-thighs (I think I might nickname them Ben) and my enormously large bubble butt (it's name is going to be Jerry) are so grotesque that normal patrons at the lake/pool will be offended if I wear a swimsuit, let alone a bikini.  Because, damn it, it's summer, and by God I'm going to bring on the 'sun-cancer' (aka tanning) to redefine as much of my pasty self that I can. (Of course, without being totally nude. That would just leave scares on people that I'm just not willing to accept at this point in my unhealthiness state. So you're welcome; for sparing you that awfullness.)

Anyways, here's the new swim wear purchase for this year: (All be thankful that I am not modeling these with the previous stated 'Ben and Jerry's)

Please pardon the dirty dog blanket at the top. It's supposed to be white.
Wyatt like's dirt, apparently.)

Aren't they just the cutest things EVAH?! (BTW, the reason they're all triangle tops is because my acorns look soooo much better in that style. Just in case you were wondering.)

Wanna know how much all three cost me??!! Huh? Do ya? Do ya?

Grand total: $50.00

That's right ladies, be jealous. I am the pay-absolutely-hardly-anything-sale-aholic-shopping QUEEN!

Bow down to me. Because I am the shiz-nit.

(OK, you don't really have to bow down. But if you like them I'd love to hear your opinions!)


  1. Um...I think you should model them. Love the blue one!

  2. I agree! I love the blue one as well, and am completely jealous of your pay-absolutely-hardly-anything-sale-aholic-shopping-queen status! I LOVE sale, and refuse to pay top dollar for things.

  3. They are super cute! Ahhh....laying out in the sun. I love it. :)


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