Good God.......FINALLY!!!

***Warning: Men, you may not want to read this one. It's all about male strippers. Not really your type of reading material.****

After weeks and weeks and WEEKS of trying to see damn near nekkid men on the big screen, I have FINALLY done it!!!

Dolphin claps for me.

Yes, yes, I finally went to see Magic Mike last night with my lady friends Rebecca and Jordan.

I know. Horrible picture. But it was a movie theater........dark as hell people.
But at least we look excited.

Ok, on to a little review. The movie was.........eh........not bad. Like the plot and stuff was just ok.
My friend Rebecca said it best, "They could have taken out all the non-dancing parts and filled them with dancing parts and it would have been WAY better."
My thoughts exactly.

There wasn't near enough of Channing Tatum's sex-me dance moves in that movie. Not enough at all.

But it was good. I mean, good in that there was a lot of half nekkid men walking around and the strip teases were awesome. And it kinda makes me want to go to Thunder Down Under........Jordan, I'm talking to you on this. But the plot was a little........slow.

Oh, and Matthew McConaughey was just way over the top. Like, in a bad way. He just did not do it for me in this movie. I think he was just too old.

But I now have a WHOLE new appreciation for Mr. Tatum. He may be tying Mr. Reynolds for my #1. Rhonda and I had a serious text convo about this very subject last night. And she pointed out that we have to seriously think about Joe Manganiello too. Because really ladies, look at this:

Stop licking the screen.
It's not good for the computer.

So maybe there's a three-way...................tie that is. Jeez you guys. Minds......outta the gutter!
A tie between the three is what I'm trying to say.
Yes, yes. A tie.

Here's one more. Just for shits and giggles.

You're welcome.

Go on with your day ladies. Just act normal.
And try and concentrate on work.
Just try.