My celebrity man crush is rumored to be dating someone.
And not just any 'someone', people.
Little Miss I'm-drop-dead-sexy-in-the-Dior Jadore-commercial Long Legs McGee. Hooker. oops, did I type that?...I really didn't mean too.
But don't worry, this won't stop me from posting sexy beach pictures of his fine abs every once in a while. (Sorry My Ryan....for all the above. You're still the best husband on the planet. Oh and happy birthday.)
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On to some more devastating news: It is time for me to go. Well, just for a few days. I will be back! I promise!
I will miss you more than I miss a cold beer on a hot day.
I will miss you more than I miss donuts.
I will miss you more than rap misses Tupac.
I will miss you more than Whitney H misses crack.
Ok, you get the idea.
Have a funtastic weekend everyone and don't do anything I wouldn't do! hehehe
Rumors, schmumors...I think it's just a cover so your hubs won't get suspicious ;)
ReplyDeleteI saw it on Running off the Reeses.....I was worried about you but didn't want to hurt your feelings. I'm with Missy, stupid rumors.... :)
ReplyDeleteawe that sucks...he is quite the hottie!
ReplyDeleteDon't go - I miss you already. xoxo
ReplyDeleteJust imagine their offspring...
ReplyDeleteCute little poem. Miss you too!
ACK! How long are you going to be gone. I miss you already!! Wait...did Draz say that too? Well, I said it second. Second is better cause we try harder! /nod
ReplyDeleteOK so not only is RR my man crush but his lady friend Charlize is one of my biggest lady crushes!!! Ohh fantasies will be a flowing now!! Ohh!!! Ahhhh!!!
ReplyDeleteOH sorry I got a little carried away too soon!!
I'm sorry! I usually try to stay in denial about girlfriends of my imaginary boyfriends. Like my volleyball boyfriend's girlfriend who was standing right in front of me. She doesn't exist. *poof*
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