Friday, July 1, 2011

BYOC - Bring Your Own Crazy!

It's time for BYOC - Bring Your Own Crazy!  A few questions we answer in an effort to get to know each other better and to give our blogging brains a break. Copy and paste to your own blog if you wish.  Enjoy!!

1.  Let's stick with the pictures/exercise and shoe topic (on Draz's bloggy) and post a picture of (or describe) your work out shoes.

These are my new Adidas MicroBounce pretty in pink running shoes that I absolutely ADORE! So comfy and I literally 'bounce' when I walk/run in them.  Aren't they just the cutest?!  (Only thing I'd change is they need to be purple.)

2.  Again with the summer/hot theme of the week....what does your current swimsuit look like?

These are the three new suits I got for this summer. The two on each end are from Newp0rt News but I will never, ever order from them again because they filed Chapter 11 and now won't give me my money back for returning other suits that didn't fit me. Bastards.

But the middle one is from Old Navy and it is my FAVORITE! I'm bringing it this weekend to strut my bubble ass and acorns (smallest boobs on the planet, I swear) in. I also have a tube top/bandeau one with Hawaiian flowers on that's black and white that I'm also wearing.  I can't get freaky tan lines just messes with my karma.

3.  Do you lay out, fake bake, sunless spray tan or use tanning lotion?
I lay out.  A lot. At the lake.  That's all I really do at the lake is lay out, reading a book, and sipping on a refreshing.....yep you guessed it....Bud Light.  (I've decided that Anheuser Busch needs to start giving me free beer because I talk about it a lot on here.  I think I will give them a little ringy-ding and tell them just that.) I'm a little brown lake bunny.  It's cool. But I do wear 50 SPF on my face and shoulders pretty much any time I go in the sun.  I figure I'm going to get skin cancer, but I'd rather it be not on my face.  Just the idea of them taking skin from my ass to put on my face when they chop into it to remove the cancer is just not appealing.  Wow, that whole sentence was not appealing. I'm stopping now. Moving on.....

4.  Describe your week in blogland and in real life.

Blogland: I had to deal with some serious shit (literally) last weekend that I wrote about. I also didn't fare very well after I ate Nachos and went on a run in 97 degree weather.  (Sorry Draz for all the 'P' word topics...I love you long time!) But weight wise I'm down to 147.8!!! Can't believe it. And I lost an inch from my Ben & Jerry's (thighs)! So that's exciting.  

Real life:  It's hotter than a 2 peckered billy goat here.  Seriously.  Give it a break already Mother Nature! Nobody likes a bitch, mmmkayyy. 

I've eaten a donut, M&M cookie, butter pecan ice cream and three...count 'em 3....pieces of pizza today.  All before noon.  What the hell is wrong with me? Wait...don't answer that.  I'm bringing the above pictured tennies to the lake and have mapped out a 3.25 mile run that I WILL be completing BOTH Sat. and Sun.  because I'm a lard ass and can't stop shoving crap food in the hole in my face.  I'm going to eat really, really good this weekend (with the exception of a piece of Ryan's B-Day cake that the MIL got for him...hunting themed ya know).  I'm also going to start on a new and improved eating regiment on the 5th. I have two weeks till all my good looking friends will be joining me back down at the lake and I want to try and not to look like Jabba the Hut in a bikini.  It just makes it hard for people to keep food down.

So I need to get on the 'good eating' bandwagon.  I need to keep running because my 5K is 8 days away. Holy Crap.  And I need to drink lots of beer this weekend because work has sucked big blue rhino balls and I want to poke my eyes out while lighting my ass on fire.  It's been horrible, peeps, just horrible.

Oh well, only 3 more hours to go! Everyone have a safe and happy holiday!!


  1. Seriously - I bet you do bounce in those shoes. And really? We must link to the P blogs now? You're lucky I puffy heart you. For realz. Have a good weekend lake bunny. Sweat off those sucky blue rhino balls...they don't look good with your pink shoes. Smooches.

  2. LOL...not blue rhino balls. I want thos dang shoes. Except the pink should be electric orange. LOL

    Have fun at the lake. Let everyone know it's my birth month...and each time the pop a top...they have to say Happy Birth Month D. LOL

    The actually day is July 19th at 10:22 am. LOL

  3. A two peckered Billy goat? That's hot! LMAO!

  4. Cute shoes!!! They do look bouncy! Have fun at the lake this weekend! I feel you on the heat thing. It has been soooo hot here in Dallas too! Ugghh

  5. I absolutely love those shoes! And did Dawnya say Electric Orange. I heartz me some Dawyna as orange is my favy fav.

    I'm glad you at least put 50 on your face and shoulders : )

  6. I am loving those shoes and you are gonna love are a winner in my twistbands giveaway! Shoot me an email with your info

    Have a fun and safe weekend!

  7. I LOOVE those shoes and I'm a diehard Ascics gal!

    Talk about acorns, I actually used the foamy inserts from my workout tops and Hollywood taped them into a speedo just so I wouldn't look all bullets and no boob! Rock those bikinis!

  8. LOVE the BYOC! "Two peckered billy goat" almost cost me a lap top - still trying to get the water that shot out of my nose off the keyboard!!

  9. Hilarious! Love your blog, love the shoes (can I have them in limeish green?) and can't wait to wear a two piece!!

  10. Love, love, love the shoes!! I missed you while I was on vacation. I need a LauraBelle app on my iPad. :)

  11. Thanks for the "Good Looking Friends" comment, but I wouldn't worry too much. You weigh less then me right now. A honeymoon and living on the road is not got for the waist line. Maybe the ladies will have to take walk while we are down at the lake. Got to keep it looking good for our hubbies. :) You know they would do the same, Haha! See ya soon.


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