Friday, November 11, 2011

Me & 4:30am no likey likey each other.

I know you're all dying to know.

Just sitting on the edge of your seats.

Waiting to see if I actually got up this morning.





I didn't. As in a big fatty DID NOT.

I suck big pink porcupine balls.
(hangs head in shame)

But I've figured out the problem. I had to be at work before 7am all this week, because a tech was here to fix the printers. So, if I didn't get up right at 4:30 get out the door and back by 5:30, then I wouldn't make it into work on time.  And all week, apparently my body was like, "Ahhh, Hell no. Bitch, please. This is NOT getting up at that hour. Nope. Uh uh. I need my buu-tay rest!" Because every morning I 'apparently' would hit snooze when the alarm went off and by the time I 'woke up' and figured it out it was 5am already.  Stupid subconscious actions.

Well, next week I don't have to be at work at 7, so I'm going to still set my alarm for 4:30, but if I wake up at 5, I'll get up and go.  So, is that totally pathetic that I hit snooze and can't make my body do what I want it to for 30 minutes? Ya, I thought it was too.

GOD, I suck and I'm pathetic.

Best day of my life.

(Y'all know I'm just joking right? It's totally not that big of deal. I'm just being dramatic because......well......I can be.)

OK, enough rambling. Off to work on the printers again.
I die.


  1. I've come to the decision that unless my alarm goes off an I -have- to be somewhere, when my body says hey you need sleep, I listen. The world no likey sleep deprived Nellie. I'm snotty.

  2. You have my respect for even attempting to get up at 4:30 am. Btw, I saw an alarm clock on Pinterest that is a mat that you have to step on in order to turn off. Brilliant!

  3. This chick sleeps until 9 am and there is no way I could exercise immediately o9n getting up. I am NOT A MORNING PERSON. I do better in the afternoon. I am more on top of things then.

  4. Dude, I don't blame you. 4:30am is for the BIRDS.

  5. never in a million years could i get up that early!!!

  6. I wouldn't even know what to do with myself if I got up at 4:30. It is hard even to just imagine it!! Good for you for trying!

  7. Gurl, I have to get up 3 or 4 days a week at 520 to be at work by 6, and it sucks, every single day. If I didn't need to be at work, I wouldn't even bother. I can't believe you even attempted it, and I think it's awesome you even tried! Maybe a little bit later next week will make things better...

  8. Oh Sweetheart, you do NOT suck!! 4:30am is the middle of the freakin' NIGHT!!! I would be snoozing right along next to you!!

  9. OMG getting up at 4:30 is crazy! I really do respect the need for a good snooze cushion. I can sometimes do it by 6am.
    Hang in there - you can do it.
    Love the pintrest alarm clock mat!!

  10. i am HORRIBLE at hitting snooze and not even remembering it! in college I had to put my alarm clock ACROSS the room so i had to get out of bed to turn it off... well that did't work either bc there would be days i would get up out of bed, turn it off, go back to sleep and never remember!!


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