Screw lemons, where the Hell are the limes?!

Well.

Today has been a shit storm from Hell of EPIC proportions. And it's just noon!

I want to chug a bottle of Patron.

And scratch the eyes out of every dump mother trucker that gets within arms reach.

Stupid people should be shot.
The world would be a better place.
For Shizzle.

But you know what helps?

That's right.

Some DE-Lish brown rice California rolls and that bad boy pint of organic coconut milk mint chip ice cream.

But I still want some tequila.

****UPDATE****

 Woops

How did that happen???